A Certain Kind of Woman

Ford Bronco 1976 Description

It’s a certain kind of woman that drives a 1976 Ford Bronco. She is comfortable in her own skin, imperfect as it is, just like her beloved Bronco. She’d rather lay down in the tall grass and look up at the stars than lay down on a Yoga mat and look for spiritual guidance. She finds greatness in a man who can accept her, flaws and all. She is worthy of the greatest love of all times! A woman that drives a Bronco is willing to let her hair down and let it fly, especially on a hot summer night. She leaves air conditioning to the Subaru Outback owners. When the heat becomes too unbearable, she just takes her top off. That’s when things really get interesting.

That certain kind of woman isn’t afraid to get off the beaten path and get lost for a few hours, or days. There’s no GPS or OnStar to guide her home. Her guide is the North Star, instinct, and a little bit of badass. She never runs out of gas. Her Bronco has a reserve fuel tank, which gets used rather often. The fuel gauge is not what you’d call dependable. But what do you expect from a vehicle that’s nearly 40 years old? When someone mentions going “muddin, she’s all in. Four wheel drive was standard on Broncos built in the 1970’s, but she knows you can't switch to four wheel drive on the fly. That’s a standard feature on late model Yuppie cars. Do not confuse a Bronco with a Yuppie car, ever! She drives a Bronco because bells and whistles aren’t her thing. There are no bells and whistles on a 1976 Bronco. Zip. Nada. Nothing. And that’s okay, she doesn’t need backup cameras or cruise control because she’s a hardcore adventurer, who likes to give the proverbial finger to society when it gets a little too stupid. You don’t need built in DVD players to do that!

If you’re that certain kind of woman, you should buy this classic Bronco. Guys, if you are looking to find that certain kind of woman, buy this Bronco and she will find you.